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Recently, a court in Wales, United Kingdom, found a man and his 2 sons guilty of running a sheep brothel. For your information, a sheep or animal brothel, as the case may be, is a place where human beings (men in particular) pay some money to have sex with animals. And in the case of Wales, the animals that served the men were sheep.

Peter Obi: You Are Not The Messiah.

According to Jewish mythology, Elijah would come to restore things before the coming of the Messiah. And so, Jewish people have remained vigilant for the signs of the coming of their Messiah.

Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided to go to church on Sunday and sit in the back. During the service, he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.

Even Though “The Law Is An Ass", It Is Unjust In Nigeria.

Ass is an informal English name for a Donkey. In England, a Donkey is perceived as a foolish animal. Thus, when someone/something is referred to as an Ass, it simply means that the person/thing is stupid. In Oliver Twist, 1838, according to Charles Dickens, Mr. Bumble whose wife is domineering was unhappy when he was told in court that "...the law supposes that your wife acts under your direction".

Air Peace Nigeria: You Don't Need London Heathrow Airport

In 2011 Arik Air had issues securing slots at London Heathrow Airport (LHR). The Nigerian government retaliated by reducing British Airways' slots to Lagos airport. History is about to repeat itself, but this time, it's in the protection of Air Peace.

Ladipo Market Lagos: You Own The Name, I Own The Investment, Nsogbu Adiro (No Wahala)

In the late 1990s, a spare parts auto trader bought a brand-new Nissan Pathfinder SUV. He took his girlfriend to the Lords Night Club, Maryland Lagos, to celebrate his new car. While on the dance floor, the guy danced and flicked his car key so everyone would notice him. A fellow trader noticed the car key he was flicking and asked if he bought a new car.