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Last week a certain man went to the hospital to check his blood pressure. He was running a high temperature and was immediately isolated from the public. He instantly became an Ebola suspect and so must be tested for the virus. In keeping to safety measures, the hospital personnel put on their protective garments before taking the man’s blood sample for the test.

Faith : Hey Tom! You don’t look happy what’s wrong?  Tom : My brother; A lot is going through my mind. It’s like my head is going to burst any moment from now.

John 14:12 quoted Jesus as follows: “…whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father.” Jesus also added a caveat in Matt. 24:24; “For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect”.

In a classic Nigerian situation, a BigMan is a man with loads of money. He is controlled by ego and likely to be a politician or a godfather to politicians. When he speaks bullshit walks and it’s neither because he is super intelligent nor has special attributes that others lack, just that he is rich.

A bank exists to make profit just like any other corporate organisation. It is statutorily allowed to trade with its customers’ funds upon meeting its capital adequacy requirement.

DOM : Happy Sunday GARY : Same to you my brother. DOM : I didn’t see you in the church today

My son’s friend in London once asked him; where are you from originally? My son answered Nigeria. He further asked; do you understand and speak Nigerian? My son replied that he understands and speaks IGBO. The boy was taken aback; you said you are from Nigeria; you don’t speak Nigerian but IGBO, so what does that make you?