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In a classic Nigerian situation, a BigMan is a man with loads of money. He is controlled by ego and likely to be a politician or a godfather to politicians. When he speaks bullshit walks and it’s neither because he is super intelligent nor has special attributes that others lack, just that he is rich.

A bank exists to make profit just like any other corporate organisation. It is statutorily allowed to trade with its customers’ funds upon meeting its capital adequacy requirement.

DOM : Happy Sunday GARY : Same to you my brother. DOM : I didn’t see you in the church today

My son’s friend in London once asked him; where are you from originally? My son answered Nigeria. He further asked; do you understand and speak Nigerian? My son replied that he understands and speaks IGBO. The boy was taken aback; you said you are from Nigeria; you don’t speak Nigerian but IGBO, so what does that make you?