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In December 2013 I visited Awka, the capital of Anambra state, Nigeria. My host and I went to a pub to unwind, have some drinks and watch a premier league football match. I requested for a Heineken beer. But the service boy replied; Oga (boss) we only sell ‘Oh Mpa’ (Oh Father). What the hell is that, I asked? The boy replied, Oga; it’s a Biafra beer.

Suddenly, a very loud trumpet sounded. The bones of the dead started rising from their graves and humanity started running helter-skelter. A certain man stopped and asked; what is happening? An over confident Christian-man replied; Jesus has come to judge the dead and the living.

Any Nigerian bank customer who didn’t submit his/her Bank Verification Number (BVN) by the end of tomorrow’s (30/October/2015) business hours may no longer be able to access his funds. This is no Halloween’s trick or treat since Nigerians and Africans in general don’t indulge in Halloween.

President Buhari of Nigeria promised that he will end the menace of Boko Haram by December 2015. That was Buhari talking without thinking. But, it is barely 2 months to the end of December; it appears that Buhari is about to break his promise.

Arrival Hall at Port Harcourt International Airport - Nigeria After alighting from a Lufthansa aircraft at Port Harcourt international airport, Nigeria, an airport official directed the passengers to a makeshift tent. I looked at the marquee and enquired from the official; please where do you say we should pass through. He retorted; can’t you see the arrival hall there?

It is always difficult to be subservient when you are used to dishing out orders. Mr Bola Tinubu, the acclaimed leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC) is used to having his ways, but it is not so anymore.

eBible Fellowship and its founder, Chris McCain told the inhabitants of the world to get ready as the earth will burn to an end on 7/October/2015. And here we are thereafter; the earth is still revolving around the sun.

A remarkable thing about Muhammadu Buhari, the President of Nigeria, is that he wears his heart on his sleeves. He doesn’t shy away from saying his mind even if that statement would turn out to be a gaffe.