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‘Why do black people tend to have big lips and white people seem to have small lips?’ I came across this question from an online forum, but I cannot recall exactly where. Well, another person on the same forum responded; ‘because it’s natural…; it's like asking why the sky is blue and the grass is green.’

President Vladimir Putin of  Russia  was quoted to have said; "to forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to Him is up to me". Even though President Putin may not have made that statement, this is one such online statement that the author remains unproven but has gone viral.

Like Jose Mourinho – Chelsea football manager would say: “There are fights that you cannot win”, especially when it appears that everything and everybody is against you. This type of fight could come from conspirators that for reasons unknown to you initiate false charges against you.  And since nobody is willing to plead your cause, you are thereby convicted as charged.

Suddenly, a very loud trumpet sounded. The bones of the dead started rising from their graves and humanity started running helter-skelter. A certain man stopped and asked; what is happening?  An overconfident Christian man replied; Jesus has come to judge the dead and the living. Soon after, a long queue was formed towards a cloudy direction where Jesus was supposedly sitting on his throne judging the people.  A man behind me in hysteria asked; where is my son? 

The customary marriage of Pres Zuma's daughter a typical Southern African traditional marriage.   Photo source:   WEHNAM Uganda’s Supreme Court recently ruled that the refund of the bride price after a divorce is unconstitutional. The judges stated that the practice should be banned because it seemed that women were being traded in a marketplace. But the same judges also agreed that the bride price itself is constitutional.